dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

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ectoplasmicinterloper:

back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me

(via presidentsansa)

Emma Stone on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon’ (x)

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janecrocker:

janecrocker:

i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”

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chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

 A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion

(via totallysighman)

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

digger-bick:

digger-bick:

lacunal:

this is really well done

and thats what you get for being a greedy asshole

I’ve gained like 10 followers from this freaking post

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